FOURTH WALL - Joint Post

[kineticcajun]

JOINT POST for Gambit and Noa! Make a note in the subject line who you're wanting and I'll answer ♥



GAMBIT: Will be lurking around Good Spirits both nights, keeping an eye on who comes and goes. There will probably be much card shuffling.

NOA: Will be busy running around town the entire time and getting into everyone's business. Anyone, anywhere, any time, she'll be there and will be fascinated by all.

Comments

[kineticcajun]

[You're around ten years too late for that one, Deadpool. And Remy gives him an irritated look for a moment before shaking his head. Not worth it.]

Apparently I'm the good ol' Gambit before he joined the X-Men.

[If Jubilee, older!Rogue, and a few others are any indication.]

[katanarama]

[Deadpool just lets out an amused whistle.] That means you haven't seen my run with the group! Too bad, huh?

[kineticcajun]

Yeah, too bad. [For the X-Men. There's not much he's ever felt bad for them for, but this is definitely something to pity them over.]

What's your name anyway, homme?

[katanarama]

I'm the one and only, mostly famous Merc With A Mouth... [And then one dramatic arm wave and motion later...] Deadpool!

[kineticcajun]

[Beat.]

Never heard'a you.

[katanarama]

[Without missing a beat.]

I'll tell you all about it when you're older, kiddo. [Are they talking about Deadpool or the birds and the bees?]

[kineticcajun]

I'll try not to hold my breath.

[katanarama]

Oh, you definitely should! I bet you'd get all the other six year old girls swooning all over you if you turned a new shade of purple.

[He really like to exaggerate.]

[kineticcajun]

You met some weird lookin' six year olds if you t'ink I am one, mon ami.

[livesinatree]

So... is this where humans come to connect with them? [Good spirits, she means.

And that other point is pretty interesting, too.]

That's amazing! I wonder why Magi never mentioned it before... although I'm not sure if she'd know about, either. There's never been any snow in FernGully. [SO MANY NEWS THINGS. ;A; <3]

[thesmoothcriminal]

Has she been well? Or spoken of me? She must have, you seemed to recognize me a bit when I sat down. [He rubs at his jawline, eyes intent on Gambit's. Seeing her, he'll have to work himself back up to it.]

[kineticcajun]

[Blank look.] Connect wit' what?

[Not entirely sure he wants to know, he just shakes his head and chuckles.]

As for the snow, we never got it much 'round where I grew up either. Don't t'ink it's snowed there in a years.

[kineticcajun]

Aside from a really ugly sofa terrorizin' her? She's been fine. And I heard of you, alright, mon ami.

[And was even warned not to start any trouble with you.]

[livesinatree]

Good spirits. [What else would she be talking about?]

You don't? [How interesting! :D] What's your home like? Where [What was that word he used again?] Cajuns live?

[kineticcajun]

[Crysta, stop that, it's adorable.] Mos' humans can't connect wit' any spirits at all, let alone good or bad. No such t'ing where I came from.

[HE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN VOODOO, HE DOESN'T HE DOESN'T]

We live in a city on the edge of swampland. Lotsa music an' good food, always somethin' happenin'. [Especially during Mardi Gras. He really misses Mardi Gras.] Only downside is the gators. [And the Assassins, but that's another story.]

How 'bout you, petite? What's your Fern Gully like?

[thesmoothcriminal]

A really ugly sofa...what?

...

She's been telling you about the grenades, hasn't she? Of course she has. That is one of her favorite stories!

nuke this thread is too cute i can't handle it

[livesinatree]

Oh, no, I'm sure there are! It might be like with fairies - you just can't see any unless they want you to!

[Buuut she'll listen intently to the details of his own home. It sounds amazing, but... always something happening? Really? Wouldn't it get tiring if there was always something happening?

... Oh, but he asked her about Fern Gully, didn't he?]

It's the most wonderful place! It's always warm, the plants and animals are all very good, and we do our best to make sure that the balance of nature is safe. [Or... at least Magi was trying to teach her as much. Though Crysta never really paid much mind.]

Though humans haven't lived there for ages. Everyone thought they went extinct ages ago. [But here she is, talking with one! And her father said that she was too old for human tales, pfft.]

[glovesoff]

[She tosses back the rest of her glass. This is the strangest of conversations.]

An' what'll ya do if she does listen? What'll ya do if it works?

[kineticcajun]

No worries 'bout the sofa. We had a party an' got rid of it. [Exploding sofa is still the greatest thing he's done yet here.]

As for the grenades... oui. She mentioned those earlier.

[thesmoothcriminal]

I trust you got rid of it in your usual fashion, no? [Remy chuckles, rubbing at his face at the thought. Gambit. Exploding Adele's evil sofa.]

...I am not at fault. Tequila was involved, her ex-husband and one of my exes were in attendance and I had promised her the evening would end with a bang.

I know, it's just. too cute. ;_;

[kineticcajun]

[He would add that there's no such thing as fairies back home either, but there's some faint memory from childhood that saying such things kills fairies. So he'll just keep his mouth shut on that.

Always warm, lots of plants... he's getting a vague idea of the place.]

Well... we ain't extinct where I come from, at least. Jus' about everyone here's got dif'rent stories, though.

[kineticcajun]

[He answers the question about the sofa with a proud nod. And then ends up laughing about the grenades.]

Well... you kept your promise, no?

[thesmoothcriminal]

I am not a LeBlanc, but for Adele? I keep my promises. Always. Which is why I must find the nearest bar. That's where she is, no? It is where we always spend my birthday. We cannot ever celebrate hers, because she forgets...so we just take care of both on mine.

it is ;; I just... I can't.

[livesinatree]

[DON'T KILL CRYSTA WITH YOUR DISBELIEF, GAMBIT.]

Well, I'm not sure they're really extinct where I'm from, either... Batty said that there were humans near Mount Warning. [She was actually going to go over there to see if that was true, but... well, Crysta ended up here, instead.

... Oh, that reminds her!]

Also, if I can't change you back myself, I could take you back to Fern Gully! I'm sure Magi would be able to help you - and everyone could see that there are still humans around!

[kineticcajun]

Well, we got this bar, an' there's one other. This one's usually the more active of the two.