["My fair lady." How he says these things with a straight face is beyond her, but that's just one more thing about Felix that makes him... well, Felix.]

I've only been here a week or two, but Wreck-It and Vanellope have been here for a few months, from what I hear. [Which raises the question of why they're all arriving at different times, but that's a question that can wait.]

And trust me, none of us have any idea how we got here. All I can tell you is that some scientists went ahead and created this monster so that they could drag people into it.

[Her tone turns decidedly sarcastic towards the end. Scientists. You know how those types are.]